turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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