My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
