she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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