So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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