Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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