Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
God I need to hump something, right now.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
