When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
