To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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