I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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