It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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