Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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