Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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