Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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