what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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