I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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