So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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