Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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