what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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