she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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