There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
