Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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