Yo dont text me then not text me
another moral hangover. fuck.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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