thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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