so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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