it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
