in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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