There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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