I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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