i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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