She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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