Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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