This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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