'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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