that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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