Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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