Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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