dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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