Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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