Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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