he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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