wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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