I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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