aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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