do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
it glows. i had to have it.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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