We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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