this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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