Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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