Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
