Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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