I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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