He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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