Dual....:-)
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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