I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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