You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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